That would be me.
"graffiti isnt art its just vandalism"
The creativity is absolutely amazing
am i the only one who noticed that the Z and W key are switched in the second picture?
Omg the A and the Q are switched too
My sister got me a Thor bobblehead.
This is what I did with it.
since I’m a serious grown adult, I have a reply for you
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I AM CRYING
My Yoda bobble-head has something to say…
it got better
IT GOT SO MUCH BETTER
What if Gordon Ramsay voiced a GPS
"Great job, you missed the exit you fucking disgrace."
Reblog if you care.
If you don’t reblog, you have no heart. It wont kill you to have this on your tumblr.
Thanks to [x]
#HOW DARE YOU CALL THE SON OF ODIN’S CHILD A HOT DOG #HER NAME IS POPTART
HER NAME IS POPTART YOU UNCULTURED SON OF A BILGESNIPE
sometimes i forget nic cage has a son
something tells me that nic cage tries to forget he has a son
A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, he wordlessly picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls. He then asked the students if the jar was full. They agreed that it was.
The professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them into the jar. He shook the jar lightly. The pebbles rolled into the open areas between the golf balls. He then asked the students again if the jar was full. They agreed it was.
The professor next picked up a box of sand and poured it into the jar. Of course, the sand filled up everything else. He asked once more if the jar was full.. The students responded with a unanimous ‘yes.’
The professor then produced two Beers from under the table and poured the entire contents into the jar effectively filling the empty space between the sand.The students laughed..
‘Now,’ said the professor as the laughter subsided, ‘I want you to recognize that this jar represents your life. The golf balls are the important things—-your family, your children, your health, your friends and your favorite passions—-and if everything else was lost and only they remained, your life would still be full. The pebbles are the other things that matter like your job, your house and your car.. The sand is everything else—-the small stuff.
‘If you put the sand into the jar first,’ he continued, ‘there is no room for the pebbles or the golf balls. The same goes for life.
If you spend all your time and energy on the small stuff you will never have room for the things that are important to you.
Pay attention to the things that are critical to your happiness.
Spend time with your children. Spend time with your parents. Visit with grandparents. Take your spouse out to dinner. Play another 18. There will always be time to clean the house and mow the lawn.
Take care of the golf balls first—-the things that really matter. Set your priorities. The rest is just sand.
One of the students raised her hand and inquired what the Beer represented. The professor smiled and said, ‘I’m glad you asked.’ The Beer just shows you that no matter how full your life may seem, there’s always room for a couple of Beers with a friend.
This just changed me
CAN WE TALK ABOUT THIS PICTURE FOR A MOMENT
FIRST WE GOT ANNA AND JOSH LOOKING NORMAL
THEN WE HAVE THIS KID WITH A FRICKEN SPOON IN THE MIDDLE
AND THE COOL KIDS IN THE BACK, WITH THEIR COOL BANDANAS
THEN WE HAVE THESE DRUGGED 5 YEAR OLDS ON THE LEFT
i just omg the spoon kid seriously
I DONT KNO W WHY I AM LAUGHING SO FUCKIN HARD